Umbrella


newly married Couple
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A man was given a double room in a hotel had just unpacked,when the manager came up and asked if he would take a single room and allow a honeymoon couple to have this one.The man agreed.
After he had moved to the new room and again unpacked,he replied that he’d left his umbrella behind.He went back to get it but paused outside the door.He could hear what the couple were saying.
Husband:To whom do those beautiful blonde curls belong?
Wife:To you,darling,they’re all yours.
Husband:And lovely blue eyes?
Wife:They’re yours,darling yours!
Husband:And those kissable lips?
Wife:Yours,darling
Husband:And that white throat?
Wife:Yours,yours!
And so on,until the man outside could stand it no longer.He called through the door,”When you come to the umbrella,that’s mine!

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